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The perils of voice activation software. I was sending a text to my driver to tell him where to pick me up. Instead of it saying Sauchiehall Street, it came out as “Suck your whole.” A good trick if you can do it. I didn’t press send.

This reminded me of another incident. Some years ago I had been at a difficult meeting. Afterwards a colleague asked me how it had gone. Instead of my text saying; “their was allot of long faces.” it came out as; “allot of long faeces.” I did say it had been a difficult meeting.